kant:

i love being called baby more than my actual name

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

slimy:

lumnch:

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

wtfzodiacsigns:

Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

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suchaneutralgood:

orbem:

people who say offensive shit cause they think it’s funny or edgy are honestly so embarrassing

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childservices:

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks
Bartender: two what?
me: thanks :)

kesus:

Can you believe 14 year old azula delivered the best line of any villain ever “don’t flatter yourself. You were never even a player” iconic